I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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