Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Randomize
