I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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