Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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