Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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