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Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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