How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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