is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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