Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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