i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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