they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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