I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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