Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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