drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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