Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Your penis caused this!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
