if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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