Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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