got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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