I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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