He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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