Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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