i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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