I heard we made out
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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