I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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