Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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