But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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