Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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