I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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