it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just tell him i said nine months
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
