A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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