im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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