I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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