she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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