And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
