Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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