It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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