East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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