I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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