All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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