She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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