Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Terrible idea I love it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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