Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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