Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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