question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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