I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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