Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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