We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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