Non-Jews are for practice
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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