That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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