no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
