yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
