Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't deserve a penis
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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