I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
meet me or not, i'm out of control
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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