We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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