So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
did you just send me my own nude
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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